And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
This girl is more easily done than said...
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
it was like his penis was on wheels.
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She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
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I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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