well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
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he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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