My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
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This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
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Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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