I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
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It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
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Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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