Got a toothbrush?
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
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I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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