Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
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Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
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I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
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i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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