Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
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He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
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I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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