I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
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I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
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What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
soo... how was my night?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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