Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
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It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
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I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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