If i come over, it means nothing
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
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My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
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I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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