even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
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My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
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I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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