So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
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The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
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He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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