My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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