I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
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I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
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the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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