what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
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Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
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Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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