i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
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Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
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The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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