The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
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her body is proportioned like a family guy character
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
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tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize