Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
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It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
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I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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