this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
zippers are such a cool invention
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
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lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
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Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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