...so i touched it.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
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After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
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An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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