Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
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just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
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He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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