Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
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so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
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Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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