I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
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ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
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I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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