man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I cut my penus on the lid.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
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The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
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Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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