Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
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his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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