That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
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What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
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btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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