No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
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She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
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You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
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