Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
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He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
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What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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