I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
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Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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