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Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
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