its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
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Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
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20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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