She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
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He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
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I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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