Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
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he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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