dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
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Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
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I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
They have beer where we have blood.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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