is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
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HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
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The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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