There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
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OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
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I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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