Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
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you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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