They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
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My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
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Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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