So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
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Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
So apparently I’m into choking now
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