Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
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i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
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I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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