u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
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note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
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15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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