i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
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HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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