Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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