Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
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Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
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The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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