next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
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I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
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I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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