Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
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I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
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Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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