even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
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Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
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Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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