im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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