just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
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How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
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I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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