ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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